If you can guess why I say "woder" and not "water" you may narrow down the state im from originally. Military has taken us all over and im thankful for the clients and friends we've made over the years.


Chicken Tender Connoisseur.
Self Proclaimed Comedian.
Military wife.

Married my high school sweetheart. I will never say how long we’ve been together because the Botox is paying for itself!
We have two great babes that I occasionally would like to return but it’s impossible. A obese dachshund named Dottie the hottie Bugatti.
If you haven’t yet figured out my personality then you never will.

That being said!